What's next?

Good question.

I have no Idea.

In the last year:
I have had my whole perception of reality changed, become fascinated with steampunk and dieselpunk, become a contributor to a new theory on relationships between objects and reality, and joined an army supporting a man who is trying to take over the world.

Productive year, I'd say.


So I want to make this a weekly thing. This blogging business. Hopefully, someone might read this and laugh. Then tell their friends. Who will laugh, too. And tell their friends.

Anyway, if you read this, COMMENT!

I want to know if people read my stupidity.


Please

Wolf

New dictator?

Ok, get this. My friend Matt sends me this link to a website and I think: "Alright, this should be good." because the only things he sends to me are funny things and awesome things. So I open this link and I'm taken to a website with a black background and this strange head logo thing. I think: "Ok, now what's this?" The first link at the top of the page links to the "about" section, so I thought I would read about this strange new website.

I clicked it and it throws me into this page that has the heading "Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel For World Emperor".

World Emperor?

What is going on?!

So I read a little more, and I'm hooked. This guy is awesome (I knew Matt wouldn't let me down). He's already got an army. Of real people. From all over the world. His main goal is to make fun the top priority. Who doesn't want that?

I replied to my friend's email saying that I was considering joining this movement by becoming a soldier, and asked if he was going to. He already has.


Now that I'm a soldier in Dr Steel's army, I have to spread his message.
So here you go:
Main
Army
Video (brainwashing goodness)


Wolf

Word Disassociation

Well....
I don't even know what's going on anymore.

I think that this blog has hit 1.5‽ (1.5 Cuil) CLICK HERE , but I need a second opinion.

I think that I've totally run out of ideas. My grasp of reality is too tight to think of any other random stuff.


I hate school buses. No, wait, I hate school bus DRIVERS.
We have one that's, like, Scottish or something, who always yells at me for no reason. I'm standing because there's no seats left, he tells me to sit. Never mind the 7 other people standing too. I'm always doing something wrong in his eyes. I got into an argument with him today, and it went something like this:

BUS DRIVER: "Seet doun, boi! Ah'm noht leevin oontil yeh seet doun."
ME: "But there are no more seats!"
DRIVER: "Ah dohn car! Fahnd ah seet, ohr wer noht leevin."
OTHERS: "Just sit on the floor!!!"
(This was at the end of the day, if you hadn't guessed)
"I'm not sitting on the floor!!! There's gum and crap down there!"
"Yooh need tah eithehr seet ohn tha floor, ohr geht oof mah boos!"
I sat down.
"But what about the other people? You don't care if they're standing?"
OTHERS: "Shut up, Jack!"
"Thehr een sahfehr plehces thahn yoo."
"THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!!! THERE ARE NO SAFER PLACES!!!"
"Ahm gohn tah hav tah ask yeh tah leev."
"What?!?! What could possibly have done to get kicked off?!?!"
"Yahr arguin with tha drahyver. Now geht oof!"

So I had to walk home.

I was cold.

It was windy.

I hate that guy.

I live on the edge of the school zone.

It wasn't fun.


Now I know that my bus driver thinks he's God or something because he kicked a junior off the bus. It's not even his bus! No matter what he thinks.

Wolf

[PS: This is a true story.  All except for the accent. That comes from my friend's bus driver. He lives in Australia.]

...

Wow. I don't think that I can top Brittany's post, but...

HELLO EVERYONE!!!! My name is Matthew.
I don't know what I'm doing!

That wouldn't be a first.

So, I think it's fair to say that this blog has no purpose, and that only a few random people have seen it (114, I think that's more than my blog got in it's first month.)

They probably all live in Norway or Sweden or something like that.

Who knows.


So... I thought that I would just add a filler/introductory post, because I have nothing better to do.
I'd just like to quote "Invader Zim" and say this:

"
HOST: Then what happened?
GIR: [Happily] That's when the giant squirrel showed up.

ZIM: Gir!
HOST: Let her talk! Can't you see she's upset? Now, don't you mean Dib showed up?

GIR: No! The squirrel showed up first. Then Dib showed up.
DIB ACTOR: [Screams] Oh man! What is that thing?!?!
GIR: And then the squirrel ate Dib's crazy head.

GIR: And then the squirrel flew away. After that, the squirrel went back to his home planet to fight all the bad guys.
HOST: What does THAT have to do with ANYTHING?

GIR: Me and the squirrel are friends
"


That's probably my favorite episode of all time.
I think that that was about as relevant as anything else in this blog, so...
I'm done now.

MATT

I'M A FREAKING UNICORN!!!

five little ducks went out one day, over the hills and far away
momma duck said quack quack quack quack, but only four little F***ING DUCKS came back!!!

when i wake up first thing i do
eggs!!!
is to look around for something to chew
egg-zactly!!
feeding myself is very very tricky because you see i'm AN IDIOT!!!

dont you think that this is the worst website you have ever seen??????
i realy must suck to make something this stupid
im a orange potato

an ugly orange potato.

dont you just want to hit me with a spatula?!?

im a loser who loves BRITTANY but can never live up to her standards because she is by far the most awesome girl in the entire world!!

peace out!

⇈⇊⇋⇋βα

I recently learned that the Konami code works on Facebook.

Along with this amazing discovery (don't get your hopes up, it's not that good) came a montage of google-ing (how the heck do you spell that?), which led to the discovery of a few more interesting sites.

To be completely honest, I was really surprised that anyone still even REMEMBERED that code, let alone programed it into a wobsite.
(don't you just love this blag?)

Anyway, I saw a video a while back that I really liked, but I unfortunately didn't bookmark it.
I recently came across it again. Here it is.

Something you should probably know: I am really into medieval things.
An extreme nerd, if you will.
I do NOT play D&D (If you don't know what that is, what's wrong with you?), but I search things like this on occasions.

So, as you finish reading this post, just ask yourself:
"Is there something I haven't done yet?"

If the answer is "yes", good luck.
If the answer is "no", then I thank you.


Wolf

Randomz

Wow. It's been like... a whole month since I posted here. I have about 20 people who have actually looked at this site since I started it. It's kind of depressing. Anyway...

My friend got into 3D modeling a while back, and has been doing some kind of video editing (like special effects and stuff like that), and it's pretty awesome. The program he uses is called Blender (and you should check out his blog for a few tutorials (it's called "The Blending")).

If he puts it on YouTube, I'll link to it here.

I don't really have anything else to say. My life is pretty boring.
I did find this video, though. It's by Samron. I thought it was pretty funny.

You know what I don't like? SCHOOL (and homework).
Why can't school be, like, an hour longer, and NOT give us homework. That would be great.

But, no. We wake up early. We sit there for 7 hours, FINALLY get out, go home, and do like 1 - 2 hours of homework. Then eat, then sleep. Then do it all over again.

I'm ranting now. I don't even know what's going on anymore. It's really late, now. I should probably go to sleep now.

Sayonara.